Excerpt from the letter:

Your dear husband is shaking his head in resignation.
Poor devil knows he’s about to be hit with a to-do list bigger than your ego. But surely he wouldn’t want the neighbours gawking at signs of neglect in your perfectly managed castle. You think?
He knows (and I concur) that nobody gives a rat’s ass if the deck is showing the odd scuff mark. However, he’s a pragmatist who also knows it’s easier to roll on a clean coat of paint than deal with a week’s worth of nagging from an obsessed Event Queen.

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Honour Thy Neighbour Letter